A very happy birthday to conjunkie and maggis!

Hope both you girlies have a great day!

TITLE: Four things Jack never did in 19th Century France (and one he did)
AUTHOR: Demon Faith
FANDOM: Torchwood/Les Misérables
CONTINUITY: AU in Season 2 Torchwood; Les Mis musical
RATING: R
SUMMARY: But there are dreams that cannot be/and there are storms we cannot weather
DISCLAIMER: If I owned Torchwood, 'Exit Wounds' would've been laughed out of the room. If I owned Les Misérables, I would be a very happy woman.
NOTES: So, I thought to myself, what does skitty_kat like? She likes Torchwood, I thought. Oh, and she likes Les Misérables.
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And…uh, this turned up. Happy Birthday, Kat!

( Four things Jack never did in 19th Century France (and one he did) )

Happy birthday, fiyre!

TITLE: A million lies
AUTHOR: Demon Faith
FANDOM: Torchwood
PAIRINGS: Jack/Ianto (hints of Jack/Gwen *spits*, Jack/Doctor)
SPOILERS: To the end of Season Two
CONTINUITY: In my happy post-S2 AU where everyone is alive
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: Jack has some advice for Gwen
DISCLAIMER: If I owned them, the Season 2 finale would be a bad dream and nothing more.
NOTES: Uh…I'm sure this started out as crack fic. Based on 'I've Never Been To Me' by Charlene - here.
For fiyre, on the occasion of her birthday.

( A million lies )

Happy birthday, drvsilla!!

What would the lady like in her ficlet?

In exactly one month's time, I will be twenty-one.

Scary, isn't it?

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Dear ladybugkay,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match.
I think I realized it first of May outside of Chicago and I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant.
I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand the middle east.
I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory.
You should also know that I get sick when I think of the apartment building.
F**k off now,
-Beth-

( An explanation )

A belated birthday wish to dz_crasher!

*hits self on head because she can't tell the date...*

1) I passed my driving test, first time, one minor. I am very, VERY happy and surprised.

2) Mum's surprise birthday party went off without a hitch. I will shortly be showing you all a very detailed explanation of how I made her present, because I feel like it.

3) I saw Huw over the weekend - yay! I'm not going to see him now until September - boo. :(

4) I am working as a medical secretary at Mount Stuart. I did audio typing all day today and it is exhausting, but very interesting. Two years of medical studies have actually taught me something!

5) The Sims is highly addictive. My Simish counterpart married a bloke called Dwayne, has two children called Isolde Marie and Winston Albert (they're both far too pale to be my kids, btw) and a cat called Isobel. I lost my job cos I accidentally deleted the car. Hmph.

Thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday...just over a week ago. I had a really good time.

I just came off my Nursing Placement in Swansea. It was exhausting but really good to be useful for once, and actually doing medical stuff instead of just hearing about it. I'm now looking much more forward to my Clinical Placement on Friday, even though I have to bunk off early to babysit my family.

I also mowed the lawn today. It's been growing all winter, so it was a mess. It generated ELEVEN composting bags of grass - that's quite impressive.

Tomorrow, Huw and I are going to sit down and watch Spiderman 1, 2 and 3. He's going to be very traumatised by the geekery, I feel.

And here is my Visual DNA (stolen from fiyre)

I've been meaning to post on this for weeks. How silly.

Well, am Back at Uni and it's all going okay. Finally built all my furniture last week and it's in some kind of order.

Work is hard but there are more clinical lectures this year, so that's more interesting. Today we sawed the top off a skull and removed the brain (I hope none of you were eating just then).

Huw's birthday is next week and his friend is taking him to see The Divine Comedy with me (which was a surprise until I accidentally told him earlier today) and I'm giving him another surprise, which I won't mention just in case he reads this.

I joined the Drama Society but flunked all the auditions, so that's the end of that.

I got my nose pierced but managed to rip it out in DR, so have to wait three weeks before getting it redone.

I was elected RAG Officer but Medsoc have apparently forgotten that, so are holding re-elections. Meaning, that I have essentially been fired.

And that's all for now! Tara!

Birthday: Passed with some partying and general fun-having - I now own Doctor Who 2005 in a pretty shiny TARDIS. Thanks to all those who sent texts/cards, much appreciated

Health: Glandular Fever appears to have faded, but has taken its toll - my asthma's moved up a stage and I have a new twisty inhaler. Tis weird, but I'm getting used it. Steroids are evil.

Work: Exams suck. Nuff said.

"If I'm not free to leave, Rusty, then I'm not free to stay."

Best line, slightly paraphrased. Bonus points and candy to the person that tells me what musical I saw tonight! :D

Ah, I love musicals. Am sitting down now, compiling a list of all the ones I've seen, and which ones I love most. Good stuff.

Anatomy on Monday was doable, I think, though most disagree. Could be good, could be really really bad.

Birthday next week. Am not particularly excited, because 19? Just...huh.

So, I turned 18 yesterday.

( Birthday Squees )

Also, I voted. :D Am immensely pleased with myself for no good reason, but there you go. Can't wait for the party tomorrow - with all my uni friends coming back and my relatives, including my cousin who I haven't seen for SIX YEARS! I'm so sorry more of you guys can't make it :( but we'll see each other soon!!!

Happy!Me.

And now ( Meme )

Birthday was yesterday, don't care, don't care.

Ta to all those who sent messages - love you guys!

From helsinkibaby:

Pick five, or ten, or more, of your fic titles. List them in your journal and explain how you came up with each one. Post this prompt as well, so that the meme spreads.

( MEMENESS! )