So, Harding gets home from Wrexham (nursing placement) and, having been acting mostly like a straight man all week, demands wine and Kinky Boots.

Now, my other housemate Jenny was out, and she is his wine-drinking partner. And obviously he can't drink a bottle of wine by himself. So yes, Ladies and Gentleman, I have drunk two glasses of red wine.

Thankfully, my asthma's not too bad and the headache's coming on slowly, so we should be okay, but I will be hungover in the morning.

Jenny got home and now they've gone out to the new gay bar, Pulse. Unfortunately, as I have drunk wine, I cannot go out because my body doesn't suffer that kind of abuse.

Going to bed now. (Look at the icon! It's so good!)